I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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