My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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