their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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