yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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