PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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