you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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