So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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