I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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