READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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