he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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