Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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