he wants to bone in the snuggie
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
