is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Non-Jews are for practice
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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