I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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