I wish life had little blips of pornography
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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