i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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