I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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