its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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