when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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