It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place