i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.