He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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