its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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