Can Purell be used as lube?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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