I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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I just want to make out with him forever
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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