Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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