Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ketchup is God's man juice
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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