in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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