fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
