This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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