I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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