i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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