Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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