Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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