the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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