if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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