do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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