Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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