I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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