"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
