Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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