let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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