I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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