shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
