Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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