we're blogging at a bar
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We just shotgunned beers for America
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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