but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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