After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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