Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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