if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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