How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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