I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
