she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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