Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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